The Quest Begins…

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If Jordan’s an Olympian, then I’m a topless model.

Posted by: sportscrunch on: September 6, 2008

 
I write this in a haze of mental devastation. Yesterday, I read a sinister and potential sanity-threatening article in the Telegraph Online, that might prove more problematic to my quest than black holes appearing at the LHC in Switzerland.
 
Former topless model turned media deity ‘Jordan’ AKA Katie Price AKA whatever you care to call [...]

The third dimension…

Posted by: sportscrunch on: September 6, 2008

 

No one is reading this at the moment – more ool you. I have explained my task, now it’s a matter of getting around to business. I think Eminem said that.
Part of my problem is finding a sport which I can actually become competitive in, in a matter of just 3 or so years, to [...]

The difficult second post…

Posted by: sportscrunch on: September 4, 2008

 
The difficult second post

It’s so far, so good. Admittedly this is only a couple of hours on from my first posting, but I have survived a trip to the shops and 50 sit ups. Now that’s what I call progress (Maggie Thatcher should have used that tagline, it would have got her further in life [...]

The nervous first post

Posted by: sportscrunch on: September 3, 2008

 
I have just made a vain attempt to touch my toes. After an uncomfortable and probably ill-advised bout of spinal bouncing, I’m convinced I grazed a hair on my ankle whilst suffering the sort of shock to the nervous system that only prolonged exposure to the music of Black Lace can give you.
 
My expectation [...]